- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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