- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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