- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

I like school Said no one ever.

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