- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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