- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's blue? The sky.

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