What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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