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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Chris is hairy

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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