A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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