- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Drew Knowles is gay

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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