Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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