- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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