- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay rights.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

i hate non minorities!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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