What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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