- Anti Joke

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.