What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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