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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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