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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!