Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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