What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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