What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Hello

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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child labor

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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