- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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