A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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