- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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