What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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