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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A baby seal walks into a club.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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