- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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