Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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George W. Bush

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