My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Anti Joke

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