- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A black man walks out of a police station

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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