- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

So a man walks into a bar, right?

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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