- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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