Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A pope meets another one

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what is worse than a guy pissed?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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