Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

penis in the camel

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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