justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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