- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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