your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Anti Jokes = Drained

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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