- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A Fat Kenyan

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

read me write me

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??