- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

women's rights.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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