An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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