Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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