who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A seal walks into a club.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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