Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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good looking women

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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