- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Your Mum is soo fat.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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