- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

guess what? bannanas

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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