- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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