How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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woman's rights

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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sky silverstein

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Blacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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