who do we all like george goodburn

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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