- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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