What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Anti Joke

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