What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

womans rights...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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