Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A praying mantis is very graceful

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

silver bullet?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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