How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

So a horse walks into a barn.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

womans rights...

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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