Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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