What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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knock knock... ...no answer

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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