- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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