- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Chris is hairy

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

i'm hard

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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