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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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