- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I wrote a funny joke.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

i'm hard

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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