- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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