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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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