- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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