Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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