- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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