- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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