Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats 2+2? 4

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

No your aunties a joke

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

womans rights...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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