- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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