Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What are annoying? Ads.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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