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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.