what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

ure mama's so fat

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Chuck Norris.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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