Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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