How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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