- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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