Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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