What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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