Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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