how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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no rasist joks

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Anti Joke

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