- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

you will like this because i am black.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock. Its open.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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