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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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