Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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