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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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