- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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