- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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