Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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My Nan, that is all.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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