Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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