- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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