- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

So, this joke isn't funny.

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