- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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