- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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