whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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