Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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