How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Anti Joke

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