A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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