What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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black people swimming

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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