- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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