What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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