- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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