The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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