- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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