Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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PENIS lol

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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